This community is probably, in the long run, completely pointless. However, we're going to pretend that it has a purpose, and that pretend purpose is for you crazy kids out there who drink too much and self mutilate. Granted, these two have nothing to do with eachother. But you know? This is out of sheer boredom. We are, by no means, cool. Just thought I'd add that bit in there.
Rules 1) No nude pictures, please. No one wants to see that shit. Just keep it in your pants. Or shirt, whatever. 2) No bashing the mods. Because we're too cool for you. 3) No bashing anyone, actually. If you have something to say to someone, take it out on their own fucking journals, we don't give a shit. The only people allowed to bash are your lovely mods. So please, drop dead of a weird disease before doing any bashing on this community. Unless it's emo kids, Christians, or straight-edgers. Then, be my guest. 4) No homophobia. The end of that one. 5) Christianity is a religion built on an oxymoron. If you're a Christian, please, either go away, or do not be offended by the Jesus jokes. Don't say I didn't warn you. 6) Post whatever you like. Promote communities if you want. Post song lyrics, poems you've written, or anything personal that you want to share. Please, feel free, we like to hear your stories. Usually. 7) Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, TyPe LyKe ThIs, because if you do, I will KiK yEr FuKn @$$. Bitches. 8) Ugh... let's try to refrain from using really bad grammar as well. It irks me. 9) Please, no stupidity either. 10) To be like all the other "WAY2KEWL" communities, you must fill out the application within 48 hours of joining the community. If you don't, you shall be banned. Post your application under an lj-cut, with "Masturbate and Self Mutilate" in the subject line. 11) Have some fun.
Basics, etc. Name: Gender: Sexuality: Age & Birthday: Location: Where were you born? Are you single?
Favourites (name as many as you want) Bands: Movies: Books: Alcoholic drink: Non-alcoholic drink: Drug (if any): Hobbies: Songs: Quotes (from anything): Genre of music: Genre of movies:
Your opinions (don't worry, controversy is fun, so be honest) Gay marriage: The U.S. drinking age: Radio: Straight-edge kids: Violence in the media: The city and/or state you live in (or just the country in general): Organized religion:
Random stuff Why do you want to join this community and why should we accept you? What are some of your talents? And don't say none, everyone is good at at least one thing: Why do you use Livejournal? What do you like about it? Do you use Myspace? Feel free to post the link to your profile, if you do. How many communities do you belong to? Do you prefer having a couple very close friends or lots of semi-good friends? Why? If you were going on a date, would you rather it just be you and your date or a big group date? Why? Describe your "soulmate": Do you self mutilate? (You don't have to answer this if you don't want to.)
Post at least 2 clear and semi-recent pictures of yourself. (Feel free to post more than 2.)